asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

Oct 21 / 257,925 notes


I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

Oct 21 / 119,582 notes



i wanna know the story behind this

What the FUCK

Who cares about a broken leg? Bird needs a clean cage.

What a pair of tits.

I’m so proud of this

does this explain anything to you
reblog this with 241104

I posted this picture before and someone said this cat looks a little bit like steak.
It does. It looks a little like steak.


One question I’d like to ask god is why are my booby so small? Is it so I can steal oranges more effectively? Thanks but no thanks

Oct 21 / 104 notes


Some things you should remind yourself daily

  • Your tummy is great
  • You have really nice legs
  • You have a really beautiful face
  • Your hair looks rad
  • You’re good enough
  • Your body is 100% normal and acceptable.
  • It’s yours and you should decorate it how you want
  • You’re hella cute
Oct 21 / 44,686 notes